I was out to dinner tonight with mine and my girlfriends hubs. (is that even proper English? 😬) I was reminded of something that I wanted to add to my list of demands for my services.
I have always been hilarious. Well, I think I am, and my sister thinks I am. Hilarious to the point that we have our own hilarious club, that we are the presidents of and pretty much sole members, besides my son. He comes by it naturally (of course) and has his own insanely awesome sense of humor. It’s only fitting he join. Our exclusive club! I love to laugh more than anything and apparently am pretty dramatic when I do. I have come to accept the fact that I snort, loudly when I laugh, I toss my head back and and laugh loudly, I cover my face to try and stop myself from snorting (loudly) with no avail…you get the picture. I don’t care. Laughing is the best release for me so I go all in.
Anyhoo, because I am so animated I often have people comment on how loud I am, or my snort, or my hands in the air. People will imitate me and I think that this may be one of my favorite comedy sketches ever. Watching how people interpret me and my shenanigans literally makes me pee my pants I laugh so hard.
Soooooooo, to make it legit. After my viking funeral, I would really like any and everyone who has a good imitation of me to please come forward. This is your time to recognize my hilarity even in death. I seriously cannot wait to be on the other side peeing my pants laughing at all of you trying to keep up with this hot mess!
Impersonations means you have left a mark on someone. I am totally cool with a memorial service remembering those marks. Isn’t that what life is all about??
Much love and respect.
Xo -e